cantember


the nonexistent month in which we somehow find time to do all the sh-t we have no time to do. a combination of can’t even and can you not, with a little “can’t remember” thrown in.
“what’s the deadline?” “client said asap, but they say that every d-mn day, so let’s just shoot for the first week in cantember.”

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