cantilingus
an obvious failled attempt at giving a female oral pleasure or a refusal to give said oral pleasure
did you get some last night?
not really, got a little cantilingus, if that counts.
so i saw you at the bar last night with that nasty chic..
oh yea we went home but one look at that thing i said sorry cantilingus tonight
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