Derpism


an incredibly stupid joke in which the only laughter comes from the person who told it. this is usually followed by an audible inhalation through the mouth, otherwise know as a kenny.
hater #1: dude, did you hear that bryant almost cr-pped his pants?

hater #2: yeah dude, i heard you had to make an emergency stop at waffle house so he could get to a toilet!

kenny oliver: hehe, yeah, we should call him waffle house! (loud oral inhalation)

haters 1 and 2: what a derpism, kenny is such a dumb f-ck!

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