Canton Crab-walk


a s-xual act where one partner is crouched down moving side to side, scuttling like a crab. the other partner, a dude, is about to bust a nut in his partner’s face when he feel an explosive bout of diarrhea coming on. instead of busting his nut, he quickly does a 180 and treats the crab-walker to his hot beef stew.

this is named after the city canton, in ohio like the inspiration for so many other acts involving dookie.
i took tina out for some chipotle, and afterwards i just had to take her for a canton crab-walk.

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