canton ohio
the farthest point of no return, it is like the bermuda triangle but it sucks the life out of you. if you can travel through the devil’s ice box in nelson’s ledges it is the only chance to reclaim some of your energy and excitement to fight through and make it to the other side of h-ll. once there, if you fight in the rebellion in purgatory against the demon overlord obama you can reclaim the earth and the rest of the united states can return to normal and peace shall reign down from the heavens. however if you p-ss off alistair, he will force you to remain, to go straight to h-ll without p-ssing go or collecting 200 dollars.
canton ohio is the desolation of souls
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