Canyon, CA
a small community between montclair and moraga that can barely be considered a town. the home of many hippies and bad-sses. canyon critters can rock the sh-t outta a party because they have been smoking weed since elementary school. if you aren’t from canyon you can’t understand people from there. they have a very distorted view of reality that makes more sense than your bullsh-t. police aren’t technically allowed in canyon unless they’re called because all that would happen if the po-po went there is they would be drugged and buried alive.
“them canyon critters are insane”
“no sh-t man, i went to a party in canyon, ca last weekend, i still don’t know why i woke up in the creek with no pants on”
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