Canyonnerro
the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak, and seats thirty five. it goes real slow with the hammer down, it’s the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
sixty five tons of american pride! top of the line in utility sports,
unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! she blinds everybody with her super high beams, she’s a squirrel-squashin’, deer-smackin’ drivin’ machine.
take the canyonnerro, f-ck the burban!
when used as a verb: to overcome an obstacle much in the way a monster truck would.
who gives a cr-p about the traffic, this is a big suv, just canyannerro your way over them!
sport utility vehicle
let’s take jonah’s canyonnerro, we can fit a keg in the back.
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