Caoimhe


the most beautiful girl in the world. of irish decent. often confused with an angel. does ballet and is a superb soccer player.
she is almost as beautiful as caoimhe
caoimhe is an amazing irish girl! she is beautiful, funny, musical, smart, kind, smiley and witty. she has many friends and is often extremely busy being social with friends. everyone wants to be friends with a caoimhe!
‘is caoimhe busy today?’
‘yeah, she’s busy all week with millions of friends.’
caoimhe is the most amazing girl who loves to talk to random objects, she will make you laugh for hours on end, even when she doesn’t mean to. caoimhe’s will normally have crazy colored hair and will dye it quite often. but never make a caoimhe laugh when she is drinking! this will cause her to choke and not be able to speak for days. the best kind of caoimhe is the type that will talk to you for hours and hours about her love of b-mblebees, caoimhe is beautiful and will leave you feeling happy and full of life for years to come.
friend: you know what would make this trip even better
caoimhe: b-mblebees?!?!

friend: ……f— sake
when someone scores, pulls or ‘gets laid’. in some different cultures its another meaning for ‘s-xytime’.
wow, last night i totally did a caoimhe!
yeah i caoimhed her 😉
caoimhe is an absoloutely gorgeous girl sum kisser. fare funny nd is a legend….. my nick name 4 er is caoibob.
caoimhe is a total legend
someone who enjoys spending a lot of time on their knees and on their back; an easy s-xual addict who is a loner due to their easiness.
i got with a total caoímhe last night. didn’t have to buy her dinner or anything but i think i’ve herpes.
an -ss to mouth addict. someone who enjoys extensive amounts of -n-l penatration, followed quickly by oral s-x.
dude that girl last night was awesome, i f-cked her in the -ss for ages. she gave me a bl-wj-b after and let me nut on her face. she was such a caoimhe.

-n-l s-x bl-wj-b nut wh-r-

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