Caolan


an epiphany which while completely logical is fundamentaly flawed.
a person who is so logical as to appear stupid.

pr-nounced: kayl’n.
caolan: “if they took all the heavy medical equipment out of that ambulance it would go much faster!”
observer: “a brilliant and eloquent statement, but you are still a caolan.”

it is caolanesque to beleive that leaving the bank open on the “honour system” would improve efficiency and decrease teller errors.
australian:
an epiphany which while completely logical is fundamentaly flawed.
a person who is so logical as to appear stupid.

also spelled kaylan.
caolan: “if they took all the heavy medical equipment out of that ambulance it would go much faster!”
observer: “a brilliant and eloquent statement, but you are still a caolan.”

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