Caolanesque


1)a beautiful dirty man wh-r- also known as a he pimp, who wears a scarf to hide hickeys, has a bit of man fluff as a goatee and gels his hair back. 2)often befriends men who like tractors,is known to lurk in dark places, often alcohol filled h-ll holes, moves from one girl to the next collecting as many hickeys possible in the shortest amount of time possible, drinking as many pints as possible in between
3)thinks of himself as the s-x, gods gift to women ect
‘he’s so hot, check out the scarf’
‘yah totally caolanesque’
‘he can suck on my neck anytime, he’s a man ho, so caolanesque’

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