Cape Canaveral
to -j-c-l-t- with extreme force inside the v-g-n- specifically without a condom. the visual is compared to the exhaust from a shuttle launch, but internal to the female s-xual organ.
“he went straight to cape canaveral with that chick. blasted away all up in her.”
when a girl is giving you a bl-w j-b, silently and in your mind only, you count down from ten when you feel yourself approaching climax. when the count reaches one, scream out, “blast off” as you violently -rg-sm and p-ssionately thrust your hips towards her mouth.
man, i cape canaveraled that b-tch!
(v) flatulence conducted into an upholstered cushion followed by a swift exit of the flatulator to another room; thus giving a gas contrail resembling a rocket being launched from cape canaveral, florida.
jack and diane are sitting on their loveseat when diane suddenly heads for the bathroom.
jack: “…are you ok?”
-door slams-
diane: (grunting) “yep, we’re good.”
jack begins to smell what diane dittied all over the place. as he looked towards the bathroom in disgust, he noticed paint peeling off the walls on the way to the bathroom.
jack: “d-mn it diane, you cape canaveraled me again. now i have to put stainless steel on the walls.”
a phrase muttered in a drunken stupor when something goes well, and by well, i mean putting my seatbelt on.
seatbelt clips in
me: cape canaveral!
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