cape cod classic


when you bring someone down to the beach, holding them at gun point, and make them swim out about 50 yards before shooting them non-fatally to draw blood and letting the sharks do the rest
if i ever have alzheimer’s, take me down for a cape cod cl-ssic, won’t cha?

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