Cape Guys


we will outdrink, outf-ck, and outparty all of you b-tches
summer time cape cod
f-cking chillest guys on the planet, always ready to have a good time, love chilling with girls and 95% of cape cod guys love sports
bhs, cba, main street, and all the parties
good hearted, fisherman, alcoholics that live for their beer. hate tourists but we encourage you to leave your daughters. drive around with barefeet, no shirts, don’t give a f-ck att-tude. gentlemen in mind but sc-mbags at heart. bonfires, a 6er, and a fishing pole. our home is your vacation b-tch.
cape guys are the sh-t that don’t worry about time wasted. only we are wasted.

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