cape may
the place where everyone vacations but yet makes fun of jersey people. in the winter there is nothing to do but in the summer it isthe place to be.
cape may is the sh-t
a pretty nice beach in new jersey. like any other beach it’s buzzing in summer and dead in winter. it has some nice stores and lots of old victorian style buildings. it also has a concrete sunken ship. carney’s and henry’s are the best places to eat.
if you really want to see a sunken concrete ship, go to cape may.
the town is owned by kent lambie
u just got owned or p-wned
a bunch of old people who goes down to the sh-r- for vacation.
look at the old b-st-rds walking around cape may with their sweaters around their neck.
the pathetic d-ck of new jersey inhabited by inbreds and whiggers. a sh-tty little place where morons flock in the summer to go to the unimpressive beaches, and wonder in and out of dozens of little “shoppes” that are all filled with the same useless sh-t.
drunken cape may regular: “i love cape maaaaayy!!!”
poor b-st-rd forced to visit cape may (pbfvcm): “someday, some how, i will blow this sh-t hole back to the stone age”
piece of sh-t place at the jersey sh-r-, contains a bunch of poser surfers, who just fall over on the 2 foot waves.
look at those little b-tches goin down to cape may.
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