capenis
when a male takes his d-ck out and smacks a person in the face three times then c-ms on the face.
b-tch you just got cap-n-sed.
a breed of italian men, sometimes from colorado who are convinced they are g-d’s gift to man kind. usually is found in rockies or swiss alps mountain biking or skiing while hooking up with fat girls, or occasionally in portugal having -n-l to mouth s-x with cats of unknown gender.
man 1: that cap-n-s is ripped!
man 2: thats because he has to learn how to pick up all the big girls.
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