s-xual act in which one inserts the member between the back of a kneecap and proceeds to thrust. most often fantasized about when l-st-ng over an extremely attractive girl with extremely attractive legs.
oh man, i want to capf-ck her.
- cappuccino calling
similar to drunk dialing, cappuccino calling occurs after consuming large amounts of sugar and caffeine. it generally involves declarations of love, invitations to go skinny dipping, and/or fits of hysterical laughter. disregard the message i left you last night, i was just cappuccino calling.
the att-tude of most high school freshmen. mostly influenced by their “popular” status from previous years. after timmy let his freshmentality get the best of him, a senior physically and verbally har-ssed him.
the game that actually started the 3d shooter.id created this as well as doom and doom 3. for more fun in 3d shooters see duke nukem 3d you shalt have fun killing n-z-‘s in wolfenstien 3d, the first 3d shooter. uhh dude, this game was called wolfenstein 3d, return to castle wolfenstein was also another […]
- freudian trip
similar to a freudian slip, this is when a person under the influence of serious mind-altering, reality-bending psychedelics sees what he or she is thinking. a good mix of acid and trittles can cause this; it becomes thrice as interesting when occurring simultaneously with synesthesia. this is some good sh-t… cheney started talking, and i […]
- birth of the cobra
the act of a man folding his b-lls up on his shaft and plowing them into a woman’s roast beef sandwich. whence said package has been inserted, it is then slowley removed from the meaty creves. this spectacular display is known as the birth of the cobra. last night was miraculous, i gave her the […]