Capitalistmas
the true name of the 25th of december, a day for people to sacrifice their bank accounts and credit cards to buying other people sh-t they don’t need, a day for which businesses make you feel guilty about not buying their sh-t for others all the way back to august (or are they cutting into july already?). it is not jesus’s birthday, since jesus (if he even existed) was born in april.
my neighbors went into debt last capitalistmas buying their kids all those toys that ended up in their garbage cans by june.
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