Capitalization
capitalization is the difference between “i had to help my uncle jack off a horse..” and “i had to help my uncle jack off a horse..”
i had to help my uncle jack off a horse..
i had to help my uncle jack off a horse..
one of the most commonly misused aspects of basic grammar.
usually taught in the first year of education, a capital letter is used at the start of a sentence, and for names and t-tles/headings. this includes the names of people, organizations, places, days and months, and (often forgotten) the name of a language, brand or ethnicity. there are a few other examples, which a quick google search will explain. it is considered acceptable to use block capitals instead of italics to emphasize a specific word or point. it is r-t-rded to use capitals for every word, or just your favorite words, or sporadically throughout a text.
correct use of capitalization:
1. in other news, the prime minister of sweden visited washington today, and my tiny little nipples went to france.
2. my -ssignment is in on tuesday, peter. i am going to wikipedia it so that i progress no further with my education because i prefer to go on facebook, buy myself presents on ebay and watch sons of anarchy online :).
(note for t-tles: ‘joining’ words such as ‘and’, ‘of’ and ‘the’ don’t need capital letters)
incorrect use of capitalization:
1. lame facebook status: ‘just remember you are always a shining star’
2. person 1: ‘john are you going to the cinema tonight?’
person 2: ‘not if you ask me in caps lock… not cool man…’
3. ‘omg why aren’t we allowed to wear fake tan to school anymore? i like being orange!!!’ (allowed did not require a capital letter for any reason)
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