typically the creepiest guy at the party, has strange facial hair, tends to lurk in the backgrounds of pictures, and has simply a s-d-stic smile only a mother could love, generally a total creep. everyone group of friends knows a ‘capitan-creeper’, they rule at creeping.
friend 1: man, last night would have been so much more fun if capitan-creeper wasnt there.

friend 2: i know right…. just look at the pictures.

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