Capitol Hill


a very uncomfortable place to sit if one’s name happens to be bill.
ty: what are you doing here?

bill: well, i’m just sitting here on capitol hill.

ty: loser.

don’t worry bill, i’m rooting for you.
1. seattle neighborhood populated mostly by an abundance of floppy beanie-wearing, ironically mustachioed, self-important individuals. most attend art school or are “photographers”. area seems to breed misguided political views. the area is flooded with overpriced, overcrowded boutique bars designed to resemble a dusty bas-m-nt. swill beer (i.e. pabst, natural ice, busch, ranier, olympia) is consumed in large quant-ties.

2. hipster capitol of the northwest

3. the brooklyn of the west coast.
“bro, what’s goin down tonight?”

“thinking about hittin up capitol hill to drink all the pbrs. coming?”

“yeah, but i can’t stay too late. i have to go take pictures in the morning for cl-ss.”
area in seattle washington that boasts to holding more h-m-s-xuals per capita than anywhere else in the nation.
also holds an unfortunate statistic that 1 in every 5 gay men in capitol hill are infected with hiv
a place currently controlled by the republican-dominated congress and the executive branch under george w. bush. thank the lord!
eight years of bush; far better than four years of kerry!

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