Cap’n
short for “captain”
can be accompanied with awesome.
crunchitize me, cap’n!
a hot guy with nothing better to do that sit in his room and chat on the internet all day.
capn what did you do today?
nothing. (litteraly)
really?
yeah, just chatting with some of the guys that’s all.
from the comercial for captain morgan (spiced rum)
“got a litte cap’n in ya?”
an acronym, it stands for controling -sshole polish n-z-.
it is used as a nick name for one person and one person only, all others are imposters.
capn was being an -sshole last night. everything anybody did had to be under his control. i can’t stand him, that n-z- pole.
spelt with a capital n, there is only one cap’n. often mistaken as captain which is completely false in every possible way.
person #1: is that captain walsh?
person #2: no it’s cap’n walsh silly.
the act of giving oral s-x, especially to a sailor/captain/naval officer. variations:
hand cap’n- another word for hand job.
“captain bernard sure gives some good cap’ns.”
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