captain cock block


from c-ck block;
one who frequently c-ck blocks a person and/or couples
bob: what the h-ll man! did’t you see me trying to get at ashley?

jim: haha yeah

bob: you always do this!!

jim: i know haha

bob: gee. thanks captain c-ck block

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