Cappuccino Bidet
the act of a self flushing toilet automatically flushing itself before you are done with your bowel movement thus causing your own excriment to splash upwards in a bidet-esque fashion and therefore landing on your backside. usually experienced in a public restroom.
i was taking a sh-t, i leaned forward to grab some toilet paper to wipe my -ss. then al of a sudden swoosh, cappuccino bidet!
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