caprese salad
noun.
the act of licking the -n-s and the area between the s-x organs and -n-s while incorporating a phallic like vegetable to use as a form of penetration and symbolic foreplay.
verb. to caprese a salad
capresing a salad.
the dominant male ordered his twink to toss his salad, while handing him a cuc-mber to make it a caprese salad.
‘i don’t just like a tossed salad, i like a capresed salad’
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