Capswhore
describes a troll on pms, ims, ircs, message boards, forums, etc, that speaks only in uppercase letters. usually, but not always, has a complete disregard for spelling and punctuation.
dude 1: did you watch the game last night?
dude 2: omg that waz so awesome did u see no. totally pwn3d maximum pwnage im hungry i want tacos lol!!!!!1111!!one
dude 1: shut up, capswh-r-.
someone who refuses to type normally and must capitalize every word like its something special. gets very angry when people criticize their ways. and if they are typing and accidently dont capitalize every letter at the beginning of the word, they actually fix it. very similar to ocd. like i am typing right now
chelsea: hey chrissy whats up?
chrissy: why r u such a caps wh-r-?!
chelsea: shut up! i can do whatever i want!!!!!!!!!!! why do you not type every word like i do?!?!
chrissy: yeah whatever caps wh-r-.
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