Captain Badass
anyone that acts on instinct to appear to be cool, bad-ss, or ballin, but in reality look like a jack-ss/douchebag.
did you see that guy peel out of the tcby.
yeah man i saw captain bad-ss
dude, you did not eat 50 blazin wings at buffalo wild wings, who do you think you are; captain bad-ss?
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