Norwegian Snapping Turtle
a totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prost-tute and pays her to give him oral s-x…
in the midst of it when both his scr-t-m and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bl–dy hole(i.e. a v-g-n-).
“dude, did you hear tim did a norwegian snapping turtle last friday?”
“yeah, now we have to call him tina!”
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