Captain Bants


captain bants: someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. it is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. example, best man on stag do.
captain bants must lead by example if the stag do is going to be a success.

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