Captain Blackhook
captain blackhook is captain hooks gay little brother that he molelested several times when he was a young child. then in his later years he was so raw about his brother he hunted down peter pans crew and had them tie captain hook down and eat his p-ck-r off with a pair of uneven spoons. then he was sodomized over and over again by the giant alligator he feared and tinkerbells wooden strap-on.
captain blackhook is a prime example of judism.
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