Captain Brownsword
a man with a large john thomas who, over time, has come to deal exclusively in the hard brown. he has become fatally allergic to the pink and finds normal s-x both pointless and irritating. he is also partial to occasional bouts of surprise -n-l which are invariably met with grat-tude and requests for a repeat performance.
a hero among modern men, someone who flies in the face of modern womens tendancy to turn down legitimate requests for -n-l action. if they want a piece of captain brownsword, then they are going to have to enjoy some ring sting.
‘who was that guy we were out with last night?’ ‘that was captain brownsword, do you know, he hasn’t been near a p-ssy in 4 years?! what a legend’
‘oh my god, who is that guy by the bar? there is something really dangerous and heroic about him.’ ‘thats captain brownsword, go sit near him on a bar stool and you will find out what him and surprise -n-l are all about’
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