Captain Butterfluff
(sir b-tterfluff by day) a super hero/villain on day 2 who only comes out in the snow. he wears a shower curtain cape, has a teaspoon as a weapon, has a crackly old man voice and sometimes combines the macarena with the chicken dance.
girl: “lol is that guy wearing a shower curtain??” sir b-tterfluff: “ohh how very dare you! you silly old girl, for i am captain b-tterfluff!! oohhh”
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