Captain Camel toe


you know those women who wear their pants so high that they get a camel toe? thats right! they have the power to look and act repulsive!!!! their love handles stick out so when they wadle near you, you get slam hogged in the face.
katie: “eww look!”
james: “what?”
katie: “captain camel toe is in town!”
james: “flaps ahoy!”
katie: “hahahaha!”
james: “hehehe!”
a name for a really stupid kid. origin: a stupid kid who thought people were talking about him behind his back. they were actually talking about the term ‘cameltoe’. the phrase captain cameltoe came into existence.
that kid is such a captain cameltoe.
dude, did you see what captain cameltoe did last night? sooo stupid.

Read Also:

  • Cardington

    a one horse town. typically full of beutiful cowgirls, with extremly round badonkadonks. guy 1: wow did you see that girl. guy 2: yeah that cardington was one hot babe!!!!!

  • ohrstrom

    the best of the best. his performance last night was absolutely ohrstrom.

  • Oil Spill J

    when one makes a ring of bho oil around a spliff filled with herbs. when lit causes a spill of bho oil making the joint burn slower, smoother and become more potent. did you see @rollgameonpoint new oil spill j on ig? that spliff was oozing!

  • Ojah

    an word expressing excitement due to the discovery of good news gregory: you’ve won the lottery! robert: ojah! foriegn way of saying oh yeah. “we won the game! ojah!”

  • OJasm

    an -rg-sm related to orange juice (oj) in some way. either having an -rg-sm as the cause of seeing/smelling/drinking orange juice, or having an orange juice substance leave your body in the event of an -rg-sm. boy1: dude, i love pulpy orange juice boy2: omg! i feel an ojasm coming on!


Disclaimer: Captain Camel toe definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.