Captain Carter


when your girl wants to mess arround, but stargate sg-1 is on and you’re not really in the mood so you let her give you a bl-wj-b while you watch tv. during the act you may find yourself pretending that your girl is captain carter played by amanda tapping.
i was chilling out with my girl watching stargate and she wanted to get busy so i had her give me a captain carter

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