Captain CockBlocker
a person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn’t get laid. unlike the c-ckblocker who may do so once in awhile. captain c-ckblocker is always there to ensure one doesn’t get any action.
dum dum dum! look in the sky, its a bird its a plane…no…its captain c-ckblocker!
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