Captain Cockstar


a five o clock c-cktail consisting of: captain morgan’s original spiced rum, coca cola, and rockstar, delicious on the rocks, with exactly five ice cubes. invented by curtis siebaneller in fort collins, colorado.
sh-t man, i be sipping on that captain c-ckstar, getting mad faded,

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