captain coconuts


is a female with a breast size of f or larger. they generally ask many questions about other women’s br–sts and are often called lesbian but not all are.
“captain coconuts made me really uncomfortable last night with all her questions”

“i saw captain coconuts and her fine t-ts at the gym today”

“did you see that captain coconuts walking down the street yesterday”

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