a person who for reasons only known to himself can live for 17 years on crabsticks alone. he realy likes them
jordan stop eating those cr-psticks or you’ll turn into captain crabsticks
a t-st-cl- so large, that, when rammed up woman’s -ss, causes instant death. i nearly killed my girlfriend the other day when i tried to ram my deathticle up her -ss. luckily, though, i stopped just in time.
for the win everytime charlie sheen ftwe
when something makes absolutely no sense at all it makes ‘f-ck-sense.’ “chuck norris? killed by bruce lee? that makes absolute f-ck-sense.”
noun. pr-nounced “deh-fahg-nishihn” a definition on urban dictionary that has absolutely no relation to what you may think it is at first glance. usually very annoying to see. usually defines name for a drug used solely by the writer and no-one else on earth. often mixed with definitions relating to what it actually means. more […]
when you don’t win. you lose. something like the word defeated but different. lora totally defeted heather with the million gold stars she got on her chart.