Captain Crunk


an intoxicating means of consuming the popular breakfast cereal captain crunch; rather than pouring milk over the cereal, one uses captain morgan spiced rum.
i won’t even try to choke down that bowl of captain crunk until i’m completely sh-t-faced.
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neal patel
under the proper chemicals are consumed, neal becomes……captain crunk

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