Captain Crusty


a captain crusty is a commonly used term for a girl who has enough layers of stds that she sheds what looks like cornbread dropping wherever she goes. these droppings are actually layers of the v-g-n-l skin and mons pubis skin that are decaying and rotting off due to excessive or “loose” use of the v-g-n-.

this condition can also be transferred via s-xual or oral intercourse and can result in shedding similar discharge on the tongue and penal/v-g-n-l region. partic-p-nts with these type are suggested to use extreme caution.
man, that girl was a captain crusty for sure. i wouldn’t dive into that if there was a gun to my head.

what are those little droppings in your panties? oh….she’s a captain crusty….

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