Captain Date Rape
a man in a bannana costume who slips roofies into girls drinks in night clubs. a man will take any woman even the old and ugly.
people have nothing to fear captain date rape is comming into your lives!
hide your children and wives! captain date rape is here!
baby i’m gonna sauce your ribs. -cdr
captain date rape is here! cover your rear!
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