Captain Fingers
a certain proctologist who has a secret ident-ty, captain fingers, by night. he uses his extraordinary finger powers to give criminals a prostate exam until they give up. his only weakness is women and gay males.
guy 1: i went to see my proctologist yesterday and he screamed “captain fingers!” before he preformed my exam.
guy 2: how hard did he jam his fingers up your b-tt?
guy 1: hard… very hard. and when he yelled, im sure everybody in the hallway felt very uncomfortable.
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