captain fuck
is a puke that is self important with one or more tragic character flaws. usually these pr-cks pretend to be all about the war but have some p-ss poor excuse for not going but every reason in the world any other male might go. this type of -sshole will listen to and pretend to understand rap. he will be anti-semitic but not understand what a jew is from a hole in the ground. he will have a real big time problem with “jack offs” despite being the worst possible kind of jack off. they also have a real problem with fat boys and take the controversial stance of being against “perverts” or “pedophiles” three times an hour. captain f-cks might also be known as one legged scuba divers if they are veterans or pretending to be veterans. captain f-cks are almost always rich boys, yuppies, red necks and/or p-ssy f-cking old farts. a female that might act like this is not called captain f-ck. she is just a c-nt.
michael scott and dwight schrute from the tv show the office are cutesy, watered down, safe for tv captain f-cks.
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