Captain Fucking Obvious


someone who is such a captain obvious that you can just smack them in the face and rip their hair out.
someone who doesn’t understand when someone is using sarcasm or when to just shut the f-ck up
joe: “why did the chicken cross the road?”
billy jean: “to get to the other side?”
joe: “he didn’t! he was too chicken!”
billy jean: “hahaha, that joke was so funny it’s killing me!”
captain f-cking obvious: “oh sh-t! she’s dying someone get her a doctor!”
billy jean: “hey captain f-cking obvious it was a joke you dumb-ss motherf-cking sh-thead go suck a d-ck and choke and die on it.”

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