Churning
going to the movies to see an american war movie, stripping down naked, covering yourself in popcorn b-tter, and masturbating the whole time.
“did you hear what s-xual deviancy jon practices?”
“no, what?”
“he goes to the movies and starts churning!!”
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when a good looking and manipulative girl takes advantage of a male’s financial situation by having him pay dinners, vodka bottles, nightclub entrance fees, and other social activities (including holidays). churning girls tend to be found in nightclubs and high-society parties.
jon: i had dinner last night with that girl sara i met at pacha on sat-rday
nicolas: did she offer to pay half of the bill?
jon: no, i had to pay in full big time and she ordered the most expensive bottle of champagne on the menu. i totally got churned bro’
nicolas: dude, that’s mad churning…
sh-tting you’re brains out,not feeling good.overall,having digestive problems with your body that prevent you from being a normal human.
friend:”hey man wanna go out tonight?”
me: “no dude, i can’t. i’m at home churning.”
the practice of creating unnecessary work or dragging out necessary work in order to increase the amount of money billed to a client. (slang, amer. legal)
“i was churning on the smith case, making sure i had enough billable hours.”
puking all over someone’s d-ck and blowing them
aha! that gertruud gave me a good old churning in hamburg yesterday!
whne your in the throw of a s-xual act puke on your d-ck and then get a chick to lick it off
excuse me there young lady i have puked on my self fancy a bit of churning?
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