Captain Granite
captain granite, urban g-d, is a guy who’s head is as hard as it sounds. all to protect his tiny little brain for any more brain damage.
he rather goes through a wall instead of around it. doesn’t take no for an answer.
better not to mess around with because, he is like a ton of bricks falling from the heavens.
where he thinks that he belongs. next to zeus.
i met captain granite once, and i am still waiting for this nightmare to p-ss. it’s like living in a tomb.
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