Captain Hindsight


a stupid -ss superhero from the south park episode c–n 2: hindsight. he flies around the world providing hindsight after every catastrophy that happens, but doesn’t actually do anything helpful. instead of helping the fire department save lives, he just started b-tching about how it could have been avoided. not to mention how “useful” he was during the gulf oil spill
rndm citizen: look!! it’s captain hindsight!!! captain hindsight: that building shouldn’t have been built there. it prevents fire trucks from getting closer to that other building. my job here is done. captain hindsight away!!! everyone: thank you captain hindsight!!!!!!

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