Captain Hook Junior
noun. hebrew. s-xual act. after hours of intense s-x in the doggy style position, the man rips off the leg of the female and then shoves a peg leg in to the wound to replace the leg. then, the male pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s in her eye and covers it with a patch, screaming waterfall!!
last night sheila started crying while i was f-ckin her from da back. i hate that sensitive sh-t so i captain hook junior-ed dat ho. byaaah!
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