Captain Hook
the act of giving someone a “pirate eye” and a “rusty hook” simultaneously. this leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by s-m-n and with the taste of feces in their mouth. this is normally an unpleasant experience.
i gave keith a captain hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, “arghh! me mouth tastes like a b-tt hole!”
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the evil one handed pirate in peter pan. he lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. the crocodile still stalks him to this very day.
capatian hook sir! it’s that crocodile again!
get him away from me!
someone whos d-ck is formed in a hook shape.
grl 1:holy sh-t did you see jake cohens pee pee?
boy 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!
a p-n-s bent either to the left or right. normally is not a slight bend but a curve. almost always an undesirable trait.
holy cr-p, james has a captain hook!
a drink consisting of:
2 shots captain morgain spiced rum
natural light (or other light beer)
lemonade
pour shots into gl-ss first, then fill halfway with natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.
dude, those captain hooks last night were crazy delicious!
the act of lifting a female off of the ground by her v-g-n- using only two fingers. most often performed, but not limited to, the dance floor.
mike- did you see tristan last night at dayglow?
turner- yeah, he totally captain hooked that girl.
andrew- cl-ssic
fingering a girl then “hooking” the finger in her mouth.
friend: “yo how’d it go last night?”
you: “i captain hooked that sh-t!”
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