Captain Hooking


another word for a ” f-nnyhanger ” , or a guy who constantly hangs around with girls all the time or ditches guys for girls .
guy 1 :” pauls been captain hooking a bit more than usual today !”
guy 2 :” i know he might aswell get a s-x change and start watching desperate houswives !”
guy 1 :” haha (nervous laughter), yeah who watches desperate housewives ?! i certainly dont ….. ”
guy 2 :” yeah same …..”
when you’re -n-lly fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying “arrrrrr i’m plundering yer booty!”
wanna watch pirates of the carribbean and enjoy some captain hooking after?
booty -n-l s-x pirate

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