Captain Jack discount
loosely related to the “five finger discount”.
when software, movies, music, etc. is acquired through piracy.
captain jack refers to captain jack sparrow of the “pirates of the caribbean” films.
the “jack” part of the name is also a play on the word “jack” or “to steal”.
“i saw that program on tv! doesn’t it cost hundreds of dollars?!”
“not with my captain jack discount!”
“there’s thousands of songs on your iphone! you must have financed steve job’s funeral yourself by buying these on itunes!”
“itunes? h-ll no! i got these off the internet with my captain jack discount.”
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